The “TRASH” is where Katie and Homer put all the best parts of a meal. Like the extra chickens parts. I learned from a young age not to dump over the trash and eat it when anyone is looking. Everyone starts yelling. The attempt must be discreet. So I plan it very carefully. When Katie and Homer both leave me alone in the house, I pretend to be sad, per usual. Then I don’t immediately get into the “TRASH”, thats an amateur move. I lay on the couch in my normal spot, in case they are coming straight back. After I lay there for a bit and it seems like they will be gone for an extended period of time, I make my move. Sometimes theres more food in the trash than I can eat at one time. So I hide parts of the “TRASH” all over the place where Katie and Homer won’t expect to look. Good spots are under the couch, in the bed, behind cushion, and under the bookshelf. Katie and Homer are always mad when they get back and find out that I got in the “TRASH”, but what’s done is done.